Mon, 24 August 2020
Kerryn Feehan came over to tell me about this wild world of getting dudes to just send you money. For nothing. I mean, legitimately for nothing. And then we started talking and she started telling me about how to get them to send you way more money for doing at least a little something. It's a crazy world we live in and it's full of simps. Also, we will tell you what a "simp" is while you listen to the episode. I honestly loved this one. I found it so interesting and entertaining and I hope you guys like it as much as I did.
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Flying Lizards - Money, That's What I Want
Cardi B - Money
Danny P - Simp Song
Kanye West - Gold Digger
Tue, 11 August 2020
#397: Loss Prevention Officer (@JoeListComedy) The hilarious tales of his time stopping thieves like me. (sears, stealing, mall cop, I hate myself, tuesdays with stories, tuesgays
Joe List came over to tell me about his years working theft prevention at a Sears outside Boston. These are great stories about being exactly my enemy at one of my passions, shoplifting.
Put this podcast down and go right now to watch Joe's new standup special, "I Hate Myself" on YouTube now.
And check out his podcasts, "Tuesdays With Stories" and "Mindful Metal Jacket"
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Boston is home to the Super Beef Threeway.
Mon, 3 August 2020
I took too many whatevers and went on a deep dive into the way music is a response to social events and drug use. It's a solecast originally on my patreon. Join, if you want, at patreon.com/arishaffir
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Betty Blowtorch - Big Hair, Broken Heart
LCD Soundsystem - Losing My Edge
Peter Frampton - Do You Feel (Like I Do)
New Order - Blue Monday